Gorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beverages
Gorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beverages
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Silverback. Yeah mambas should be scared and stay away, but one crazy one and you can't hide anywhere. With the gorilla I just need to stay somewhere closed off, like on top of an elevator car. But also silverbacks understand conciliatory gestures. If you're submissive they won't attack you. Literally the opposite of a black bear encounter. Make yourself small, look away, and slowly move away.
Or head to the lingerie store and seduce the gorilla.
Ah, the Bugs Bunny approach... worst case scenario you get flattened and walk away with funny sound effects.
Why waste a nice night away from home eh
If the both animals are angry I feel like you can just loot some food and drinks then lock yourself into a freezer or something (ofc you turn it off first).
I dont know how realistic this is but I kinda expect a gorilla to be able to smash the freezer door but no way a snake is getting in or 5 for that matter
I live in the frozen wasteland. If he’s to the REI for some warm gear. Turn off the heat and let the snakes go lethargic.
Then return the clothes the next day.
loot some food and drinks then lock yourself into a freezer or something
If its just 24 hours, just get some powerbanks for your phone and something to collect any pee/poo you have to release. Food/water just means more waste to deal with.