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This exposes one of my greatest fears: people speaking French at me.
Il ne faut pas avoir peur !
ah merde. tu me fait peur.
They usually speak French about you, not to you, so don't worry. :)
Parle français, fils de pute!
Wait is this actually the French take on the all-time classic subreddit for German memes: Sprich Deutsch, du Hurensohn?
Oui. Gork est un lemmit génial.
Yuck. Romance languages.
Cállate.
Caillou did what now? I think that kid should just shut up.
pourquoi vous ne parlez pas francais avec les lemmits
"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"
~Lady Marmalade (philospher)
I once used "voulez vous prendre le petit déjeuner a chez mois demain?" As a pickup line at a bar.
It was the one and only time I ever knowingly used a pickup line. She thought it was funny and it went no where after that.
For the lazy: I (poorly) asked if she'd like to have breakfast at my place tomorrow.
je ne sais pas