WebMD forcing employees back to office. "We aren’t asking or negotiating at this point. We’re informing"

This leaked today from inside webmd, the most bullshit corpo HR video I think I've ever seen.

To break down the obvious ones:

• Employees who are obviously either drinking wayyy too much company koolaid or who know that their jobs will end if they aren't in this video
• An extremely out of touch CEO who wants things back the old way without giving any concrete data proving that it's better beyond conjecture
• A company with "internet" in the name who literally doesn't understand the concept of the internet
• Threatening and bullying language to force people back in office.
• and just a nice touch, the office is of course not near mass transit or anything and requires driving in
• Did anyone notice they were all on green screen, kinda proving that there was no need for them to be in person?