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Halflings definitely invented egg timers
They were the first culture to have accurate timekeeping just for cooking.
"Gather round children as I teach you the delicate and delicious art of the soft-boiled egg."
They needed it, because the other half of their time is spent high, and they kept overcooking their eggs
They invented the 12 hour clock so they could have half a day without timekeeping so they didn't need to work and could just wake and bake.
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