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Most oil (like, 99% of it, IIRC) is from decayed plant matter, not animal matter.
47 2 ReplyWhile we're being pedantic about dinosaurs and children's cartoons (my favorite pasttime), Littlefoot and Spike would have lived like 90 million years apart from Cera.
30 0 ReplyJesus, bro, why not just tell everyone the brave little toaster wasn’t even that brave while you’re at it.
16 1 ReplyHe also toasted bread unevenly
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And Ducky shouldn't have eyelashes. Wait, does Cera have external ears??
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It's not saying they turned into oil. They turned into an oil rig. /s
5 0 ReplyBut that'd make a lot of sense when you consider the fact that trees outnumber people like 380:1.
4 0 ReplyIt's actually mostly plankton. Most traditional oil deposits formed from shallow seas.
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