Comment on this post and I'll reply with a quote from the Left Behind books
Disclaimer: I'm stealing these from Fred Clark's Left Behind Critique because I'm sure as hell not buying any of these books.
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Buck Williams ducked into a stall in the Pan-Con Club men's room to double-check his inventory. Tucked in a special pouch inside his jeans
“Buck Williams”?? That’s a real name in the book?
Along with Rayford Steele, Steve Plank, and Nicolae Jetty Carpathia.
I feel like these names could slot into the mst3k chunk beefcake names, a joke I think the blog makes