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StarvingMartist @sh.itjust.works

1d ago

I really wish I could get a scooter but I weigh about 230 lbs, that's roughly the max weight for most scooters I find

Big sad being a big boy

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Tie a bunch of helium balloons around your waist. Weigh less and you get to enjoy balloons. And your (SO/cat/dog whatever you have) will be able to see where you are easier 👍
- Coming in with the real answers
  
  Skip the balloons and just inhale the helium. It’s better for the environment and a lot more fun for you.
  
  This guy gets it

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