Infinite Monkey Theorem
Infinite Monkey Theorem
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We are IN the timeline where a monkey wrote Shakespeare. That monkey was Shakespeare.
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Weird, what a coincidence
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Not really, an almost infinite number of non-shakespeare monkeys came before him and also didn't happen to write the entire works of shakespeare.
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it was actually a significantly lower amount of monkeys than infinity
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I mean it was bound to happen at some point
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Yeah, it's weird how nobody talks about the trillions of trillions of plays Shakespeare wrote that are complete gibberish.
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Hey! I liked Romeo and Djrurleltkitshsnmqlaapj
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Did you know a monkey can write Shakespeare's work using this simple trick (millions of years of evolution)?
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Yeah but did he do it with a typewriter? Didn't think so
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Shakespeare was an ape
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Apes are monkeys. Fuck paraphyletic groups.
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Monkeys and apes are monophyletic, you massive bastard. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
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...yes? That's what I said.
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A great one at that
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He was an ape
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He wrote it in the wrong order tho
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What if you could math the monkeys?
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Mind. Blown.
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Unless you think it was a different monkey because someone without noble blood couldn't possibly write good.
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