Once-in-a-generation
Once-in-a-generation
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And the wealthy manage to come out on top every single time.
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When you're the ones manufacturing the crisis, it's easier to prepare and profit from it
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When they should really come out 6 feet under.
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Buy blue chip stocks during recessions and sell after recovery
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Kinda hard to buy when you dont have any fuckin money
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If you didn't buy so many pumpkin spice lattes and avocado toasts you would have been rich by now
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Instructions unclear, invested life savings in pumpkin spice latte and avocado toast stocks
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You god dang gen z's are going to get my CFA designation revoked
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I'm actually an elder millennial, but I guess I can hold off on any further investment until you get your Classified Fowl Arbitration cert reinstated 🤷
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I see you're also an expert in bird law
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I renounced my Chick-fil-A designation after I got disciplined for playing the south park episode
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Got it. I'm gonna have a nice hot avocado late and some cinnamon sticks on pumpkin toast
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I'm starting to notice a problem...
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Wait are you serious?
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I've never joked in my life
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Instructions unclear, invested life savings in a company that produces blue corn tortilla chips.
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I invested early but ate them after a month because I was afraid they'd get stale.
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I accidentally ended up with a semi trailer full of blue corn tortilla chips?
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Well tostitos is owned by pepsico which is a matured company of 126 years so I would consider that a blue chip blue corn chip stock
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Brother I'm still recovering from the last time I took the internet's advice on stocks.
Unrelated, but fuck Ryan Cohen.
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I think this thread has been very clear about what stocks to buy and it's your fault if you don't get it (when you figure it out, let me know too)
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