i wish my name wasnt chad FUCK i wish it was blake

im an american popculture expert

listen up because i have some things to say about this so called blake lively character

1. she used to be hot
2. she knows deadpool
3. she was in at least a couple episodes of gossip girl
4. i once saw her doppelganger at mcdonalds
5. shes a virgo meaning that we are highly compatible

i saw a picture of justin baldoni wearing a scarf and it looked very feminine

i also just dont like his face even though hes about a 6.5 maybe a 7 and im a 6 so thats a little threatening to me but hes probably had work done so it doesnt really count

what do you think