5mo ago

Meat bags

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Horny tubes of electric meat, really.
- Found the topologist
  
  "Humans are spillproof coffee mugs, researchers say"
  
  There are seven natural body openings or orifices providing access to an internal cavity through a natural passage called a canal, duct or meatus.
  Sir, you are no coffee mug, you are a much more. You have 7 holes. 7 genus. 6 more holes than a boring old donut. Appreciate yourself!
  Source: https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Topological-visualization-of-Hurwitzs-regular-map-3-7-of-genus-7-of-J-J-van-Wijk_fig4_318563084
  🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩
  
  This is a man
  
  Peak male form
  
  But topologically, most of them don't perforate the body. Only really the mouth-anus connection does. And additionally, for humans, the nose-throat-mouth connection, because oddly, the nose-lung and mouth-butt cavities interconnect. (Which is not the case for many other species.)
  
  in addition to mouth anus, and mouth nose, there is also a nose eye connection (as with nose for left and right hole respectively). Depending how broken your eardrums are these would be further connections. So def. more than a donut.
  
  If your eyeballs have a cavity-connection to your nose, you should see a doctor.
  
  topological human
  
  Scientists say "Scientific statements are meaningless when taken out of context."
  Newspapers report "Scientists say that scientific statements are meaningless."
  
  I think I spilled a little bit in my underpants
  
  From hole 6 or hole 7?
- Saucy donut
  
  I almost said electric meat donut, but went for tube after some deliberation.
- Horny double torus.

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