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1st Jan onwards: fat
nice of you to assume that wasn't already the case
Well then fatter I guess. Also, just like me fr fr
The yellow object is actually your
leaverliver.What happens if you pull it?
You have offended it it. It leaves.
I imagined you using voice to text and you have an accent like Cheech Marin.
Personally I prefer to call myself "fattened", like a pig I suppose, as this clarifies that it is something that has happened to me, not simply something that I am. It's not my fault, it's the mince pies' fault!
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