Pedro Castillo was arrested by his own security detail, it's kinda hard to beat this. Hotdog man didn't even get within 200km of Moscow. You only get successful coups in Africa these days
Evgeny Prigozhin started his career selling hotdogs, then become a caterer, then became a chef of Putin, then he founded PMC Wagner, tried to do a coup for dumbest reasons imaginable, then got killed by bomb attached to his private jet