The g spot is in the ear canal

You simply don't need to.

In fact, there’s a lot you don’t need to do nearly as frequently or aggressively unless there’s a specific reason for it. A common one is shampoo, where after a few days of letting it go back to normal your hair will be perfectly fine taking care of itself. I just rinse it every day and that’s been more than enough for many years.

Do you never use shampoo? I personally only even wet my hair once or twice a week, then wash with shampoo though.
- I use shampoo maybe once per month, usually only when necessary to remove products such as bleach/dye. Just rinsing it with water is usually enough, but when my hair starts feeling more greasy (maybe once per week), I just use conditioner to help loosen up the dirt. If you're curious, look up "cowashing" and "no poo" for more information.
  
  Ohh yeah. I'm currently washing my hair once a week on average, cause it gets greasy, but I forgot about conditioner helping that. I hate the few days after shampooing- my hair is so dry and smooth that it won't stay in a ponytail for very long. Very frustrating.
  
  I’ve got super straight, fine hair (1A), and it sounds like you might, too. If you’re having trouble keeping your hair in a ponytail, can I ask if you’re brushing it thoroughly? Just because mine holds much better if I finger comb it and use natural bristle brush to smooth it where necessary. That only works for me after shampooing when it’s shorter than my shoulders/I use conditioner or a similar product, though.
  
  Yeah I think I have 1A hair. Even when I brush it, the hairtie doesn't have enough grip to hold it tight. It loosens up overtime.
  
  I've tried cowashing before! I have a lot of hair, but thin individual strands, and it kinda made it too hydrated (idk how else to explain) so I lost my waves.
- Bar soap top to bottom. Big Shampoo has played you all for fools
  
  Funny, I use shampoo over my whole body because the equivalent soap doesn't have the menthol in it that I use to wake me the heck up every morning. That tingly feeling of freshness I get is phenomenal.
- No, pretty much never unless I’ve really sweat a bunch after a lot of physical activity. I also did say that I rinse every day and I would definitely feel a little gross if I didn’t, but that’s just water.
People say that... And yet, in middle school they did a hearing screening, and said I had reduced hearing. I told my mom "that's crazy, my hearing is incredible, I just had earwax in my ears". We went to the doctor anyways, the PA said she couldn't see any earwax even though I could hear it moving around when she put the scope in my ear

I was adamant I just needed to clean my ears, so my mom grabbed some qtips from the exam room when the PA left, I cleaned my ears, and I passed the test perfectly

In my 30s I can still hear those "teen repellants" that whine at a pitch most lose in their early 20s. People look at me weird when I say I heard someone's voice on the wind, and yet I can pinpoint individuals talking normally within a half a mile in a forest

I don't use qtips anymore, I use a metal loop to clean my ears, but for me it's most certainly necessary to clean them somehow
- That’s called an anecdote, and while it’s rad that you’ve got super good hearing it doesn’t mean that cleaning ears is necessary for everyone.
  
  I'm not saying it's necessary for everyone... Even if most people don't need it, some do. I do, despite what everyone has told me from childhood
  
  Anecdotes aren't good science, but they can point out bad science
but it gets itchy
hair

Do you notice people keeping their distance from you? Because non-washed hair (with shampoo I mean) is one of the worst smells there is. Never fails to make me gag when I walk behind a person with non-washed hair.
- No, and in fact my hair is healthy and people are plenty fine being close to me. I also did say that I rinse it every single day so it’s not dirty.
  
  How on earth would you know for sure that what you’re smelling is specifically unwashed hair, and not someone who simply hasn’t showered at all, and at a sample size big enough to form an opinion? That’s a lot of deep knowledge about the exact cleaning routines of strangers.
  
  Ohh boy I really triggered you there, didn't I? I never meant to say your hair isn't "healthy", just that the oils and fats that build up (and can't be rinsed with just water) are gag-inducingly smelly.
  
  You probably have very polite friends / family, so congrats.
  
  You literally came out swinging with “your hair smells like ass and I won’t be taking questions”. You can’t just say people are “triggered” when they respond to you being an asshole, that’s not how it works.
  
  Didn’t answer my question as to how you know, every single time, that the smell is their hair.
  
  You just know, meaning you and me both. You don’t sound like someone who’s actually convinced that their own hair care routine is compatible with society.
  
  I’d ask what gave you that idea but I’m not sure sense factors into your decision. Still, I am curious.
  
  Just general life experience of every single person I've heard claiming things like "I only wash my hair / shower / brush my teeth / etc. every x days and it's totally fine, doing it more often is bad for whatever" not being aware of the fact that they stink, and their friends & family being too polite to tell them, hoping it's just a fad they'll grow out of. A person usually isn't able to smell their own BO the way others are.

Q tips are wide as fuck to prevent people from injuring themselves easily i think. Really what you need is something thinner that has hook like properties and there are kits with those. Still gotta be really careful with that ofcourse. Make sure no people are around to jump scare you and causing you to accidentally ram that thing into your eardrums.

At some point i just bent a piece of wire into a loop to use that. (toothpick for scale) Thats not stainless steel tho so its gonna corrode.

But going to a professional once a year or so is probably not a bad idea either.

I unfold paperclips and use the smaller end. One caveat that make me realize it's not the best idea: the point I unfolded can break. I've never lost one in my ear, but I could imagine it happening.
- You people shouldn't be trusted with your health.
  
  I just let a goat graze in my ear until it's not hungry anymore
What... uhh what are you doing with that toothpick?
- For scale
  
  Yeah i was expecting someone to be worried about that lol
- You jam that into your ear canal in lieu of a q-tip

You really shouldn't insert anything into your ear canal unless you are a professional, and even then probably wouldn't recommend doing it on yourself.

If you need to clean your ears, there are products specifically made for that (no, q tips are not made for that). Hydrogen peroxide also works.

I’m not a doctor, but they make ear cleaners that are more of a scoop shape. Imo q tips suck because you are trying to scoop with something that isn’t scoop shaped. The scoop allows you to get the earwax without shoving it deeper into the ear.

One thing to bear in mind is there are two earwax types. I can only speak for my type, which is sticky.

What is the other type?
- Dry and flaky I think. I think it’s wet vs dry. Maybe sticky was the wrong word
  
  Thanks for the edification!

I think nothing but if it gets too much get it taken out professionally. I'll have to recheck tho

try dipping the ends in cold water first

The cap of Bic pens!

Allows you to scoop and clean without the fear of going too deep (adults only).

Bobby pins.

I got my ears vacuumed the other day at the ENT clinic. Unfortunately I'm one of those people that gets a lot of wax build up. Copying the grown ups using cotton buds to clear the wax just meant I was constantly getting ear infections as a kid. As an adult, I'd get wax build up, I'd try olive oil as my GPs would always recommend, only that would make it clog up more and muffle my hearing. Then the only way to get that big plug of soggy wax out was either to fish it out with a bit of screwed up tissue or a cotton bud, or to blast it with the power shower to dislodge it.

I finally perforated my ear drum in September from an infection that went to the middle ear. Anyway, I got my ears vacuum cleaned on Thursday and was told by the ENT doctor to use a pharmaceutical grade olive oil spray (not drops) every day forever to stop the wax clogging. So let's hope that works.

I think I was given peroxide based ear drops once when I was 12 or so, but it made my jaw swell so much I couldn't even eat.

I switched to just using toilet paper. Not sure how much safer it is.

I do that too, but I twist it into a screw and then twist it in my ear and it pulls the gunk out.
- I wouldn't take it that far, just as far as my finger can go

I went to Amazon and got an ear wax removal tool. It has an arm with a soft latex scooping tip and a camera and a light. It has wifi and you hook it up to your phone so you can see the camera. I was having custom ear plugs made and I needed to get things squeaky clean. It worked surprisingly well and is the best way to clear things out completely imo. It's also pretty interesting to see what is going on in there. I also have a little syringe thing I keep in the shower to use on a more regular basis.