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Salesforce invites a horse into the hospital

sfstandard.com Comedian John Mulaney roasts SF techies at Dreamforce

"Let me get this straight," he said. "You're hosting a 'future of AI' event in a city that has failed humanity so miserably?"

Comedian John Mulaney roasts SF techies at Dreamforce

John Mulaney gets paid by prompt fondlers to tell jokes at a party. He spends 45 minutes telling them that they are idiots, which is nice.

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Comedian John Mulaney roasts SF techies at Dreamforce

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Comedian John Mulaney roasts SF techies at Dreamforce

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Comedian John Mulaney brutally roasts SF techies at Dreamforce

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Comedian John Mulaney brutally roasts SF techies at Dreamforce

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@o7o7
There's a hospital in France where a horse visits the patients. In the hospital. There was a thing in The Guardian about it a few years back.
- How does the horse choose the patients?
  
  Well, the horse is a cardiologist, so the patient list is pretty apparent.
  
  @SpaceNoodle
  It gets led to them. By a human.
  
  But here in America, the horse can fire the horse catcher.
  
  So the horse isn't visiting them, a human is. With a horse.
  
  ok cool

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