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Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works 3 mo. ago

Anon is a soyboy

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Nut milk comes from male cows.
- Tf is a male cow?
  
  It’s a ballistic bovine which makes a ‘whoosh’ sound while overhead.
  
  Cows are by-definition female.
  
  Intact mature male cattle are called bulls.
  
  By definition, cows are female.
  
  Your joke sucks, unless it's a "onejoke", in which case it sucks even more.
  
  Nut milk comes from bulls, now that's a better joke.
  
  Mature female cattle are called cows
  
  Mature intact male cattle are bulls
  
  Young female cattle are called heifers
  
  Young male cattle are oxen or bullocks
  
  Castrated male cattle are known as steers.
  
  I was going to suggest digging up, but you’re on track to reach orbit if you maintain tunnelling on this bearing and momentum.

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