9mo ago

Bathroom tampons.

233 comments

- I don't love this take. It feels opportunistic.
  
  I really want to believe that "my tampons bring all the girls to the yard" guy is a somewhat clever troll or really bad at telling shitty jokes.
  Troll or bad joke teller is better than someone actually believing that so maybe I'm just in denial about how manipulative some people can be.
  
  Troll or bad joke teller is better than someone actually believing that so maybe I'm just in denial about how manipulative some people can be.
  Have I got some bad news for you.
- Carrying menstrual products around as a ploy to get laid is creepy, no matter how you look at it.
  
  "Does anyone around here have a tampon I can borrow?"
  "Well... Menstrual Bob definitely has one, but trust us, he will try to sleep with you"
  
  Heyyyyy I gots yer tampons lady. You wanna put em in yer vagina? I gots loaaaads a stuff heeeere.
  
  It doesn't sound like a "ploy to get laid". More like a "ploy to be attractive". That's the main goal of almost all people under like 25.
  
  [ instructions ] and therefore you will get more sex.
  
  This may shock and amaze you, but attractive people get laid more often.
  
  Just carry useful items around with you, because that's a cool thing to do. If somebody else doesn't need the items, maybe you will. Keep a few granola bars in case somebody's having a sugar crash, etc.
  This is like a 101-level lifehack.
  
  Yes it is like the if we respect workers we will make more money, or pink, green washing
- This is a creepy take and it just seems like you only objectify women and see them as people you can have sex with and nothing else.
- Teaching young men to be manipulative and fake empathy to get laid is really messed up dude.
  In fact this advice is so bad I actually want to believe you're a troll.
  Maybe if I give you the benefit of the doubt here the Poe's Law phenomenon ruined what could be a joke?

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