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Can she remember what she had for breakfast? If so, she's got my vote.
And this is why I'll never be president.
Seriously. I NEVER know what she had for breakfast.
is it a binary thing? because there's a very good chance it's not mcdonald's, which can't be said for the other side
I’d vote for you if you legalize my medicinal cocaine.
Don’t forget about my emotional support prostitute.
I like both at the same time so you can try pushing rope into a bored looking lady for three hundred bucks an hour.
Naturally. That’s where I have my best ideas.
Well maybe you could be president if you stopped eating avocado toast and made coffee at home.
I almost always make coffee at home since I work from home, and I don't like avocado. So maybe I can be president? Though I'm not sure if there's ever been a US president that doesn't like avocado.
Not in my district
She could be a human suit full of spiders and she would have my vote.
Three dwarves in a trenchcoat, even
Now let's not go too far.
As someone who has literally almost burnt a house down because of a spider, I second this.
Spiders are a lil freaky looking, but they control bug populations!
Bro y u gotta do me like that?
Yikes.
Before you say Trump can too, hamburgers don't count as breakfast.
At least he remembered lol