If Jesus ever comes back to earth, Christians would be the first ones to cancel him.
As humans discover and adopt ways of modifying their bodies with non-biodegradable materials such as plastic or metal, more skeletons will have breast and cochlear implants, and metallic 'bones'
Never gonna give you up is the pop song with the most wholesome lyrics.
The Multiverse is the new Time Travel
"Mastodon" is a fitting name for something that is large, cumbersome, and ultimately an evolutionary dead-end
Money is just fake energy.
No gen Z will dare to name their children Karen or Kevin
Most people around the world might recognize the USSR anthem more than the US anthem.
Brown bag
Almost no one cares about privacy, thats why every single VPN advertices themselves as "You can watch Neflix' catalogs from another countries"
The only time it's generally / socially acceptable to call your kid big, chunky, or hefty, is their baby/infant years.
Hardware idea: A keyboard with a switch that deactivates the keyboard itself, so when there is a risk of a cat shows up and walks on top it causes no damages on whatever ur doing.
"Man" is a fine interjection but "woman" is not
In porn is normal for women to be bisexual, but men are not allowed to play with each other.
If real people went through what folks on drama TV shows experienced, they would need long term psychological therapy
"Rub off on someone" is a phrase that sounds way more exciting than it really is.
Crypto losing value should be considered a sale and not a crash.
