New constitutional amendment. We take nominations and hold a national single-round vote. If one person gets a majority, they get chained to a boulder and thrown into the ocean.
Lets build a giant penis and use it to bat Mercury into the orbit of Venus, and then all shout "Venus, dear Venus, why do you like my penis?"
Lets give corporations the right to hire private armies to fight their competition to the death, drink the blood of their enemies and livestream it all to the masses.
Fuck it. Let's dig out the interstates, highways, and suburban streets large and small, and turn them all into canals.
How about we make a law saying that employers have to pay job applicants a minimum of an hour's wage just for the time it takes to apply and get an interview?
Let's make elections truly interesting. Let's make voting a competitive event. Specifically, let's count and publish live the results of early, absentee, and election day votes as they come in!
I want a robot horse that i can ride even if high it can get me there, and when not using it i want it to hang out in the back yard and trim the lawn and shrubs and make friends with the squirrels
James Earl Jones has died. For his funeral, let's stuff him in a Vader suit and give him an epic funeral pyre.
In the USA the federal government should mandate a Orange Heart stamp on all high school diplomas of students that were victims of a school shooting incident.
